Heading out from SRQ through Tampa to AU. Week 1 of CFB is upon us.

August 29, 2009.

Trying to get this going again...

How I see it...

This is how I see it...

Business. People tell you what they think you want to here. ...But what they forget, is that what they are telling you, is only in response to you telling them what they wanted to hear.

So, basically you have two people feeding each other bullshit, and each one knowing it, but never saying anything about that load of shit they are standing in.

Why? Why bullshit me? Is it because I just fed you a line of crap 5 minutes ago? Yep, it is.

Maybe I should just quit bullshitting, but, then again, how would that make anything better?

Back at it....

Its been a while, well, 2 months actually...

Didnt know where I was going with this when I started, still dont really. Guess I will figure that out when I do.

Oh well...

25? Near miss on a hear attack, frakkin' re. dic. u. lous. Rly.

Goodnight SRQ.

Tigers drop Gators 61-58!

Auburn dropped Florida in Tampa Friday night to improve their season record to 22-10 on the year. Tigers move into Semi-final action with the victory and will match up against Tennessee on Saturday @ 3:15 EST. (Played 2/7/09, AU 78 UT 77).

Vot Barber and Frankie Sullivan led the Auburn scoring with 12 each, followed closely by Lucas Hargrove and Tay Waller with 11 each. Not only leading in scoring for the Tigers, Vot Barber led the team with 10 rebounds.

The Tigers improve their hot streak winning 9 of their last 10, and certainly improve their post season resume. While the Tigers still sit uncomfortably on the NCAA tourney bubble, 2 more wins would give them an automatic NCAA bid. An impressive outing against UT will only help their chances of an at large bid, but the focus right now is on taking home the SEC Tournament hardware. While this team started off a bit sluggish, there is no other team in NCAA that is as hot as Jeff Lebo's Tigers.

In other SEC notes, LSU defeated Kentucky 67-58 while Mississippi State blew by South Carolina 82-68. LSU and Miss State will meet Saturday @ 1:00 EST.

Slim Fast? Should be Slim Slow.

So, sitting through a mind-numbing meeting today, I noticed a lot of interesting things. One in particular made me laugh, and think, and laugh again.

So what made me laugh? This did. The one 300 lb+ lady in the room, has her Slim Fast shake sitting right next to her morning doughnuts (2), having it on display so the world can know that, "Hey, Im trying." By the way, she also breaks out another one after eating 2 sandwhiches and an extra side of Doritos for lunch. My as well hook up an IV of the stuff.

Of course, we have all heard the comedy skits of overly fat people ordering huge meals and topping it with a diet coke. Yeah, hilarious. Anyway...

Dieting, why is it that overly obese people go out of their way to show people they are dieting.

Seriously? Really? While you are waddling to the checkout line, dont think we dont notice the 7 gallons of Edys, 4 frozen deep dish pizzas, 2 pounds of bacon and all kinds of fried this, that and the other. BUT, what do you display most prominently? We see the crap choice of health food that has been selected. We see the ONE lean cuisine (a freezer burn death awaits it anyway), a case of Diet Coke, Reduced Fat Oreos (when you eat an entire box in one sitting does it really matter?) and of course the Baked Lays. Of course, you must comment (loud enough for others to hear) about how those Baked Lays are so much better for you than the original style. I wont even comment on the jugs "Lite Mayonaise" or "Light Ranch."

And, just because you order a Super Sized, Double Quarter Pounder w/ Cheese Value Meal and follow it up with a Slim Fast shake, does NOT mean that you are dieting.

Just embrace your chubness, you arent fooling anyone.

Here from Where?

New. Started It. Dont know whats next.

Here from Where? Why? Why not?

Snozberries taste like snozberries.